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I'll have hash browns and an egg muffin.

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You've had muff.

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And you've had ant.

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Damn it, butthead. You were gone a long
time.

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Yeah.

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I took a big poop.

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Look,

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can we get some service?

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Do you work here or what?

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Whoa. Hey, Beavis.

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I just thought of something. I'm at
work, but, like, I wasn't working.

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I just got paid to take a dump.

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Whoa. Yeah, yeah.

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Maybe they pay us to go pee, too.

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Only one way to find out.

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Hey, hey.

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I'm still waiting. Hey, hold on. Damn
food.

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Is that Christ?

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What language are they speaking?

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I think it's Mexican.

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You know, buddy, you really shouldn't
say that. Come on.

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You know better than that.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's Spanish.

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Wow. So Jesus can speak Spanish?

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Wow, that's really pretty impressive,
you know, because that's not easy to

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a second language, you know. Not anybody
can do that.

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It is a miracle.

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Yeah, that Christ is pumping out.

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I didn't know he had it in him, you
know?

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Yeah.

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He may look like a bum, but he can do a
lot.

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This guy's like, okay, everybody, check
out this new song I've been working on.

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The beat kind of goes like this.

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Okay?

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Come on, everybody, come on, join in.

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Come on, bang your cans with me. Come
on.

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And then for the first verse, I was
thinking of this.

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And then for the chorus.

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Wait a minute. Don't escape yet. I have
one more verse. Check this out.

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Like, laven sus manos por la sanidad.

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Whoa, they really hate this song, don't
they?

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These people would rather get shot than
listen to them anymore.

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Wow, I didn't think it was that bad, you
know.

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Kind of like it.

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¿Dónde está la biblioteca?

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Have a coffee.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello? Is anyone there?

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Hello? Hey, what the hell's going on
around here?

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Come on, let me sit down. No way.

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This is mine.

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Damn it.

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Let me see here.

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Nah.

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Yeah, this'll do.

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Cool. I'm sorry. You're going to have to
wait your turn, sir.

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Yeah.

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Check it out.

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We're getting paid.

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Thanks.

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I've been waiting a half hour. Screw
this. I'm going to go now.

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Yeah.

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Bathroom breaks kick ass.

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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. I want a
milkshake.

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Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.

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I can't deal with this right now.

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Hello?

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Anybody here?

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What the hell?

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Oh, excuse me.

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We're going to be a while, so I'm, you
know. Just lock the door, Beavis.

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These damn people won't stop bothering
us.

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How are we supposed to earn a living?

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Yeah, really.

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It's lunchtime, Beavis.

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Finally. I'll have a cheeseburger fried.

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Medium orange soda. No ice.

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See you later. Hey, hey, hey, where are
you going?

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I'm working.

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What's going on out there?

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Beavis, butthead.

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Where are those two? Hey, are you going
to take our order?

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Yes, yes.

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I'm so sorry.

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Just one moment, please. I will be right
with all of you, okay?

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Beavis, butthead, open the door right
now.

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We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry.

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You're going to have to wait your turn.
Yeah.

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We need some privacy.

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We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.

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What are you two doing?

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We had to use the bathroom, sir. They
said you've been in there for a half

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I think the food here gave us diarrhea,
sir.

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It always does.

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Look, I don't care how bad you have to
go to the bathroom. You get back to work

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right now or you're fired.

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Wait just a minute.

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I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety
Organization.

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So what?

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These workers have the right to take as
long of a bathroom break as they need.

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Oh. Really? Yeah, it's the law. Whoa.

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The law rules.

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Well, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware of that
then.

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Can you get my order now? We've been
waiting for a long time here. Come on

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already. Yes, yes, of course. I'm so
sorry, everybody. Okay, Beavis, take the

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register. Butthead, you get in the
kitchen.

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No.

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We're on our bathroom break.

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It's the law.

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Where's my burgers?

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Okay, I'm so sorry. I will get your
order in just a moment. I ordered a

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shake, not strawberry.

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Okay, I apologize. Let me fix that.

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Okay,

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I'll clean that mop. Okay, everyone just
bear with me, okay?

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I'll take your order in just a moment,
sir. I just need to get these fries in.

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I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm so bad.

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I gotta go.

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I'll be right back. Hey, hey, hey. Right
back. Where are you going?

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Oh, no.

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Excuse me, sir.

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How are we doing today?

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Please go back inside. I'll be there in
just a minute. Okay, sir, why don't you

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go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and
put your hands against the wall.

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No, I'm the manager here, okay?

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We've had a problem. Sir, hands against
the wall, feet apart.

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Now. You cannot do that here. That's
public urination.

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Look, if you would just go... Oh, God.
And that's indecent exposure.

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We've got a 311 at Burger World. We're
going to need backup.

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Hey!

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Work kick fast.

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You punched in, right?

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I'm going to see if I can, like, get
more hours now.

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If it's going to be like this.

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Cool.

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